dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

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dick sass

A term for when a man is giving sass but also being a dick. It can be said to males or females, but when directed at a person of the male species, it also refers to a man giving sass/ speaking through his dick (and no one wants that)

I don’t appreciate your dick sass Jake

by Incline69 September 7, 2021

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dicks tits ass

a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.

NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.

your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)

by gcook September 25, 2006

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