N. A burrito from Del Taco or another distasteful restaurant. It is basically a tortilla that has been dragged in between the ass cheeks of an employee then stuffed with liquidated feces and then wrapped in the traditional burrito fashion before being sold at an exorbitant price.
*In Del Taco drive-thru*
Me: Can I get a diahrrito without feces, and a large drink?
Employee: Yes-sir, do you want it dragged through my ass cheeks?
Me: No thank you
Employee: Too late, and that'll be $17.84.
Me: Great...
1. Occurs when a woman is giving you a handjob from behind and you projectile shit all over her as you ejaculate. Can only be considered if fluids are exiting both orphuses simulatenously.
2. Also a good band name.
After eating some Mexican food, Jane and I went home and participated in our pregame festivities. Unfortunately for her, instead of just a hand job, I got a diahrreacharound.
Is the affliction where one person has diabetes, herpes and AIDS all at the same time. It is unplesant because you cant eat sugar, have unprotected sex or eat out hoes, which are the three best things ever, but probably the way you got Diaherpaids in the first place.
"hey man lets go beat up homless people tonight"
"i cant man, my Diaherpaids are flaring up again, and they rendered me dead"