diahrrito 

N. A burrito from Del Taco or another distasteful restaurant. It is basically a tortilla that has been dragged in between the ass cheeks of an employee then stuffed with liquidated feces and then wrapped in the traditional burrito fashion before being sold at an exorbitant price.

*In Del Taco drive-thru*
Me: Can I get a diahrrito without feces, and a large drink?
Employee: Yes-sir, do you want it dragged through my ass cheeks?
Me: No thank you
Employee: Too late, and that'll be $17.84.
Me: Great...

diahrrito by The Bloodhound January 3, 2014

Diarrhito 

Burrito with only beans, meat, cheese and hot sauce. Almost surely to result in diarrhea.

Nick is really going to pay for eating that diarrhito at lunch.

Diarrhito by ConsciousLTD May 14, 2015

Diahrrius 

Similar to diarrhea just more iushy.

"Ewww, look at that diarrhea splatter, it's brownish green."

"Your wrong, that's diahrrius, so much more iushy and thick"

Diahrrius by Nazumi January 6, 2008

Diarrito 

A Mexican dish consisting of a tortilla rolled around a filling, typically of beans or ground or shredded beef which induces loose to watery bowel movements 24 - 72 hours after consumption.

Harold was unable to enjoy watching a movie with his friends for he ate a diarrito the previous evening.

Diarrito by allison_burgers September 7, 2012

Diarhito 

The digestive distress and subsequent runny feces caused by eating any Mexican food.

I ate 6 Dorito Locos for dinner, and now I'll be on the toilet all night with diarhito...

Diarhito by asagan July 19, 2012

Diaritos 

Shitting horribly (diarrhea) after eating an entire bag of Doritos chips.

I shouldn't have stayed up all night playing video games and eating an entire bag of Doritos. Now I have a horrible case of diaritos.

Diaritos by nightowl21 July 10, 2010

Diaperrito 

An overstuffed burrito (eg. Chipotle, Qdoba) of such girth that it resembles one of the rolled up diapers commonly found discarded in the parking lot of big box retail stores such as Walmart.

Man, I’m baked and starving. Let’s go get a diaperrito.

Diaperrito by Potzer August 7, 2022