When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"

This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)

Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.

One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.

Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!

Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016

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Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."

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Crusty Diabetic

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

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Diablo Valley College

Otherwise known as DVC, it is a community college situated in Pleasant Hill, CA. It's known for its curve-destroying over achieving Asian students, inability to find a parking spot after 8AM, poorly designed buildings complete with an insufficient number of restrooms and flimsy feeling floors that reverberate your foot steps, incredibly long waiting lists for classes, and proximity to In N Out Burger.

Yu-Wang: "I have a 10:00 AM Calculus 3 class this semester at Diablo Valley College."

Xien: "You better arrive at 6:30 AM if you want to find a parking spot!"

Yu-Wang: "Good idea. It will give me a chance to get 4 chapters ahead in my Calc book."

Xien: "Only 4 chapters? Enjoy your B."

Diablo Valley College by EverettR February 19, 2013

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diablo mami

A sexy beautiful Hispanic woman. She gives you that look that makes you wanna buy roses for her on a Thursday morning but looks like she can cut your balls off if you fuck around w her the wrong way.

Diablo mami! Estas bien dura puñeta!

diablo mami by richie garcia December 14, 2017