Definitions by WhiskyAndSadness

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

uncle philly by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

Bambi Pupils 

Extreme pupil dilation brought on by hard drug use, resembling the pupils of a Disney character.

Person 1: "I've been doing nothing but lines of crushed up Adderall for three days straight!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I can tell. You've got some Bambi pupils."

Bambi Pupils by WhiskyAndSadness April 27, 2021

dfwmn 

Acronym meaning "don't fuck with me now".

You're welcome.

Person 1: "dfwmn"
Person 2: *Immediately fucks with person 1 out of spite.*

dfwmn by WhiskyAndSadness March 6, 2021

NSFTW 

NSFTW refers to anything not safe for this world.

Person 1: "I saw someone humping roadkill yesterday."
Person 2: "Dude, wtf? That's NSFTW!"

NSFTW by WhiskyAndSadness October 2, 2020