dextard
an individual whos consumed large amounts of dxm over a period of time and now their mind is mostly failing. these people are eerily insightful and at times overly righteous.
dont worry about him, hes a dextard.
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Demtard
Most members of the Democratic Party.
Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.
Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"
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dextard • Detarded • detard • Demtard • Dentard • devtard • Deltard • Dertardism • Detardation • Detarded Fartiliquist
Demtard
A political activist that self describes as being a victim, or of being oppressed and afflicted by the belies of others. Someone that refuses to open their mind to simple facts and truths. A person that believes everyone is free to think as they choose as long as it is the same as they think. A person that can magically change form and or gender at will. A true definition of privilege. An ideal that rejects any and all traditional value.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.
Detard
It is a higher form of Retard, Its used when someone says or does the absolute, most stupidest thing ever. A dumb retard
Mike: “What do you think will happen if i jump out the 5 story window?”
Mike:*jumps out the fucking window* *nigga breaks both legs*
Karen: “You fucking detarded ass nigga”
Mike:*jumps out the fucking window* *nigga breaks both legs*
Karen: “You fucking detarded ass nigga”
Detard by juancena14 November 19, 2019
Detarded
Detarded by Michael Atchison April 27, 2006
dexterd
Because he was so evil, he needed to be dexterd. I'm telling you, he went dexter all over his ass! He was the perfect example of why sometimes you need to dexterize someone.
dexterd by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009
detard
detard by Captain Neckfat January 17, 2008
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