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Dertardism

Der-tard-ism - The process in which the minds of people are becoming virally infected with utter stupidity. The development of one's mind being affected by something really dumb. Perhaps having listened to someone or having watched something that is so fucking retarded that you are now literally dumber and your overall IQ drops for having done so.
Guy 1: Hey did you happen to see all the latest political trash-talking commercials on T.V. for the up-coming election?

Guy 2: Oh yeah I did! Boy I'd say we've really reduced ourselves to that of a bunch of mudslinging primates. Having watched those ads really made me a dumber person!
Guy 1: I know! After watching them I felt as if someone just performed a lobotomy on me!!
Guy 2: I'd say we got ourselves a classic case of dertardism on our hands. Probably because we are too busy jerking off and watching football to pay attention to our own politics leaving us in the shit storm that we're in.

Guy 1: I agree brother. Now lets go grab a beer and watch the game and let Donald Trump keep fucking us over while we sit and complain but yet do nothing about it.!
Guy 2: Yeah! Then we can watch more of those mudslinging political ads and base our decisions purely based on that! Idiocracy is among us! Derrrp!
Dertardism by ballen69 October 24, 2019

Dennardism 

MILITARY:is stupidity in a leadership position from someone that is not qualified or is close to being considered a leader. The person is in the position because of rank or position at time of taking the leadership role. Often these people think they are always right, make sound decisions based on sound knowledge or they are the best for the position. Reality is the total opposite of this and is often a pain upon the the team below the leader.
1: The Dennardism in the office today was off the scale.
2: The Platoon Sargent has a real problem with the Dennardism in the lieutenant.
Dennardism by blueiniraq October 31, 2007
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