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John Dewey High School 

John Dewey High School is different from your average American high school... Dewey is the microcosm of America's diversity.

Located in Brooklyn's Gravesend, founded in 1969, named after John Dewey, it was known as a "hippie" high school in the 70's with the stoners wearing rainbow colors, playing their guitars nonchalantly while listening to psychedelic music. There were also the metalheads who listened to Anthrax.

It was named a New American High School in 2000, and was also ranked as one of America's Best High Schools in 2007. John Dewey High is known to have cycles instead of semesters, and bands instead of periods.

Dewey has some of the best teachers in NYC. We also have letter grades like: ME (the highest), M (it's okay), MC (dude, you're borderline failing), and R (retention or r for r u kiddin me how do you fail a class at Dewey you dumbass).

Nowadays, there are rarely any hippies, a fair share of emo and goth kids are interspersed. Occasionally, you'll see a kid rocking a BB, Slipknot, or RHCP shirt. There are some freaks, nerds, athletes, future doctors, musicians, aspiring actors, and so much more.

Dewey is diverse. It ranges from the vast population of Asians (mainly Chinese), followed by blacks, the Hispanics, the Middle Easterners, and the sizable amount of white people, mainly from Eastern Europe (Poland, Ukraine, Russia, etc.) There's a couple of Irish and Italian kids. Oh yeah, don't forget the Jews.

Famous alumni includes Michael J. Fox and Spike Lee.
Nick: So what high school did you get into?
Mark: JOHN DEWEY HIGH SCHOOL BABY!!
Nick: WHAT?! Isn't that the school that has a campus and the school where you can select your own classes?
Mark: Mhmm...
Nick: You're so lucky man! I got into Murrow. :/
Mark: Don't worry bro, it's basically the copy of Dewey. You're almost there. Almost.

dewey decimal system 

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Dewey Decibel System 

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.
The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .
Dewey Decibel System by QuacksO February 24, 2017

super dewey 

A ridicolously good looking man that seems perfect in every way but cant win the big one- An upstate NY slang term from Gov Tom Dewey- the man from the top of the wedding cake. Dewey had impecable credintials for president and was considered a shoe in but lost to Harry Truman
That Mitt Romney is a super dewey- he has it all but cant get what he wants
super dewey by ernie theurer March 10, 2008

The Sleepy Dewey 

When one is struggling with falling asleep, they will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, smell the finger utilizing the pheromones to help them fall asleep.
"I have been struggling to fall asleep, I think I might have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight....
The Sleepy Dewey by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023

The Sleepy Dewey 

When struggling to fall asleep, one will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, they smell their finger utilizing the pheromones to fall asleep...
" I have been struggling to sleep at night, I think I am going to have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight.
The Sleepy Dewey by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023