4. The Mavericks made the biggest mistake ever when they traded him, a young up and coming point guard, for a washed up Jason Kidd, who will not get them a championship, in fact he wont even get them to the finals...but Devin did in 2006!!
5. One of the top five point guards in the NBA, and in a couple years, he will be the top point guard!!
Mavs fan: Man we barely made the playoffs, and then we lost out Jason Kidd sucks, we want Devin Harris back!
Nets fan: Too bad foos. Jason Kidd was crippling our team with his bad attitude, now hes yalls problem, thanks for the amazing player yall gave us in DH...and did ya notice his numbers have been way up since he came to jersey? Maybe thats cus yall are a bunch of poonjabs and suck big balls.
Mavs fan: Yeah. we suck. yall are awesome, just like Devin.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).