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paul desmarais 

A small French catholic high school in stittsville that is so irrelevant that other kids who also live in the same town do not know it existes.
Stittsville kid: What school do you

go to?

moi: Paul desmarais

Stittsville kid: Huh what's that ?

Moi:You know the school right across from sacred?

Stittsville kid: Oh yeaaa that place

Dehumanized 

To deprive of human qualities such as individuality, compassion, or civility and a very great disturbed song
If I offer you my soul,
Will you carry me away?
How can I be the only one
To be dehumanized again,
Left behind

Desmadre 

Spanish for chaos. Usually used in a boasting/proud manner, but also used in an exclamatory way. Used by many Latinos, Chicanos, etc. Similar words/phrases are: Rowdy, Partying, “Fucking shit up”, “Puro pinche party”, Chaos, Disruptive behavior, Destructive behavior, Mess, Disaster.
“Me gusta el desmadre” /“I like ‘El Desmadre’” ~speaking to someone about your love for the party life

“¡Puro desmadre!”/“Nothing but desmadre!” ~exclamation used when already partying and getting more hyped

“Eres un desmadre”/ “You are mess!”~ Can be used in between friends in a teasing manner

“¡Que desmadre total!”/ “What a disaster!” ~can be used anytime as a regular phrase
Desmadre by Sativa_420 May 9, 2018

deusmachina 

If you're really bad at online gaming (e.g. a complete and utter fragwhore) and thus always back at online gaming, then you're referred to as 'deusmachine'. Often also sour because you failed to get into a clan that you wanted to join.

(opposite: Enchiladas - means an online legend, popular for both his talent and flaming ability).
Person 1: Did you see that Deus getting moody last night in slums because he camped the whole match with nades? Stupid deusmachina...
Burros: He's a laggy cockboy. Viva Sweden and Torsk ownage.
Doomtrain: Yep. DoA rejected him. Now, where are those little tasty kids?
deusmachina by DoA FizZaL November 6, 2008

DESUTARD 

An internet Anime fan who litters thier sentences in forums and blogs with silly Pseudo-Japanese phrases, and "Kwaii" Asci art. Also full of bad Internet Grammar.
"Teht pix of teh Kittiez is so KWAIIII! =^..^= Desu! "

- A typical Desutard Comment on some Art Site or Image gallery
DESUTARD by Ruby_Siren May 22, 2007

Desmanthus illinoensis 

Desmanthus illinoensis is a perennial weed legume growing from .3 to 1 meter tall. It has fern-like leafed branches and produces N,N-DMT in its root bark. Other names for Desmanthus illinoensis are Bundle Flower, Illinois Bundle Weed, and Prairie Bundleflower.

If this plant is smoked, it is said to have a psychedelic effect on your body. It starts to work in about 20 seconds after smoking and lasts around 10 minutes.
One of the experiences someone had was after smoking Desmanthus illinoensis:

"As I bowed (sitting crosslegged on the floor), I felt my spine open, and when I sat up, looked at my friend and felt that I was truly able to see him as God. To do this I had, while bowed down, to see the deepest cruelties that humans are capable of (rape and murder). A kind, deep voice said this was a part of the human condition that a deeply realized being is willing to see. Being willing to view this with detachment let me appreciate the depth of love I had for all people, and I was able to express this to my friend. This intensity lasted for perhaps ten minutes, and the comedown was very gradual. I am writing this almost 20 hours later; no residual effects at all, but I have felt a pleasant centeredness and afterglow."
---from Freyje
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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