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destroy december 

When you masturbate a certain amount of times according to the day during the month of December. Also a slight reward for participating in no nut November.
Dom: have you heard of Destroy December?
Joe: nah man what is it?
Dom: when you beat your meat the amount of times according to what day it is.
Joe: awesome I’m going to go so hard in December now!
Dom: shut the fuck up you have a vagina you bitch
Words you can keep

dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.
Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

Dick Destroy December

Means you jack off every day of December, and on the first you nut once, on the second twice, and onwards.
Dude I just nutted 9 times for DDD (Dick Destroy December)

Dick Destroy December

The dreaded month after no nut November where a male (or female) must achieve orgasm in accordance to the date along with the number of days behind said day (if it's the 10th you would busy 10 times plus 9 plus 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1) meaning of youre on day 10 you would have busted around 200 times
"oh god I'm going to fucking hate Dick Destroy December." "Did you hear how Timmy died of a heart attack on day 17?" "Fucking crazy man."

Destroy Dick December 

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.
"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"
Destroy Dick December by FAM MAN November 21, 2017
Word of the Day on December 1, 2018

Destroy Pussy December 

The act of a female’s Destroy Dick December in which a female must orgasm once on the first twice on the second and three times on the third.
Hey babe are you participating in Destroy Pussy December?

destroy dick december 

Starting 12AM December, bust a nut everyday until 12AM January 1. On December 1, nut once, on the second, nut twice, and on the third, nut three times... etc
After #nonutnovember, you may begin the process of destroy dick december in which you may release the nutt.
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