desktail

Inconspicuous desk drink. Really, any kind of alcohol camouflaged in a water bottle/travel mug/canteen, etc. Mixer encouraged, but not required.

It's Monday. I think I need a desktail.

desktail by Deskdrinker November 20, 2013

[Desktable Tennis] 

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.

Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck

[Desktable Tennis] by Davion Williams December 9, 2008