Dyskordia is the most kind, beautiful, delicious, soft, intelligent person you'll ever meet. She's so smart, you'll do anything she says because she'll be right. You'll do anything for her. She doesn't like being in the sun as it hurts her skin. She also has the softest skin, making her cuddles extra perfect. In short, she is the most perfect being in the universe.

1: I've never really seen Dyskordia, but according to you she's really hot and sexy.
2: You're absolutely correct, she's the best!
1: Ok.

Dyskordia by xX_ILoveChristianToes_Xx July 18, 2019

Related Words

deskord • deskorations • desford • deskorate • diskord • Dyskordia

deskorations

The accumulation of personal and decorative items on ones desk

Your workspace would look better with some deskorations.

deskorations by Amber H. Stiles March 14, 2009

deskorate

when lame-ass office cogs decorate your cubicle to add excitement into an otherwise boring, meaningless work environment, for birthdays and such.

Oh great, my cubicle has been deskorated yet again. Yay, my life is so exciting.

deskorate by Gooky January 16, 2009

desford

biggest girlfriend swapping village in leicster home to the biggest idiots bull shitters and stupidest people on the planet. once full of pubs now only 1 remains which means that all these idiots and bull shitters are now in 1 place. These idiots generally think they can take on the world but get them outside of desford like newbold or barlestone they roll over like pussy cats. Everyone has done everyones mrs at somepoint in desford and its that normal no one bothers to hide it any more

You slept with my mrs

so you slept with mine

that doesn't count as i have double standards as i'm from desford

desford by di rea February 27, 2011

diskord

why the hell did you spell discord this way WTF is wrong with you who actually thinks that this is normal tell your friends and tell your family that you spell discord like this and they with disown you you fucking joke ass mother fucker what are you afraid of the diskord mods

you cant even say this shit normally like for real diskord

diskord by whenyourdadsaysheknowsaguyimhe January 6, 2023

DESKORATION

DECORATION ON YOUR DESK

MATTHEW'S NEW PAPERWEIGHT WILL MAKE A NICE DESKORATION.

DESKORATION by HUEYS GOOD OLD BOYS February 5, 2015

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026