desford 

biggest girlfriend swapping village in leicster home to the biggest idiots bull shitters and stupidest people on the planet. once full of pubs now only 1 remains which means that all these idiots and bull shitters are now in 1 place. These idiots generally think they can take on the world but get them outside of desford like newbold or barlestone they roll over like pussy cats. Everyone has done everyones mrs at somepoint in desford and its that normal no one bothers to hide it any more

You slept with my mrs

so you slept with mine

that doesn't count as i have double standards as i'm from desford

desford by di rea February 27, 2011

denford 

A denford is a person who fucks like they are on film.

Man: Wow!

Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!

Man: I did once want to be an actor...

denford by Queef Chaser February 15, 2010

deford

Not having enough money to pay for something. The opposite of "afford."

I can afford to buy nothing but I can deford everything.

deford by kmal9er May 28, 2016

Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.

I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.

Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020

chris Deford

Chris deford is a very pale kid who belongs on twilight hes fat and loves CODY

That Kid Was So Chris Deford

chris Deford by 8745827154857 September 20, 2010

Delford

Smart black dude that fixes everything always wears a hat strange sense of humour but he's loved anyway ;o he likes to say LET ME SHOW YOU SOMTHING then throw whatever it is at a wall or on a roof

Delford - "Let me show you sumthin" *throws chair on roof*

Delford by 5hark3y October 15, 2008

dedford 

bedford, new york. some residents of bedford call it dedford because there is really nothing to do there. besides going to truck restaurant or grabbing coffee at G.E brown, there is not a lot to do, unless you belong to the club .

person 1: wow im so bored

person 2: well, we are in dedford !

dedford by YEET 12345678910 September 30, 2019