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biggest girlfriend swapping village in leicster home to the biggest idiots bull shitters and stupidest people on the planet. once full of pubs now only 1 remains which means that all these idiots and bull shitters are now in 1 place. These idiots generally think they can take on the world but get them outside of desford like newbold or barlestone they roll over like pussy cats. Everyone has done everyones mrs at somepoint in desford and its that normal no one bothers to hide it any more

You slept with my mrs

so you slept with mine

that doesn't count as i have double standards as i'm from desford

desford by di rea February 27, 2011

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denford

A denford is a person who fucks like they are on film.

Man: Wow!

Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!

Man: I did once want to be an actor...

denford by Queef Chaser February 15, 2010

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deford

Not having enough money to pay for something. The opposite of "afford."

I can afford to buy nothing but I can deford everything.

deford by kmal9er May 28, 2016

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Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.

I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.

Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020

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chris Deford

Chris deford is a very pale kid who belongs on twilight hes fat and loves CODY

That Kid Was So Chris Deford

chris Deford by 8745827154857 September 20, 2010

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Delford

Smart black dude that fixes everything always wears a hat strange sense of humour but he's loved anyway ;o he likes to say LET ME SHOW YOU SOMTHING then throw whatever it is at a wall or on a roof

Delford - "Let me show you sumthin" *throws chair on roof*

Delford by 5hark3y October 15, 2008

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dedford

bedford, new york. some residents of bedford call it dedford because there is really nothing to do there. besides going to truck restaurant or grabbing coffee at G.E brown, there is not a lot to do, unless you belong to the club .

person 1: wow im so bored

person 2: well, we are in dedford !

dedford by YEET 12345678910 September 30, 2019

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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