Werther's definitions

Desk

1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.

I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.

by Werther September 19, 2002

river

Where you go to dispose of bodies.

I took my cousin "down to the river" last night, I sure do miss him.

by Werther September 23, 2002

Face

1. Something with which to consume sustenance.
2. On the female, something that recieves "the shaft"
3. an object that recieves a "load"

Man I'll take care of her face....Muwhahahahahaha

by Werther September 23, 2002

dream

1. A vain imagining involving religion.
2. Something that people with less means hope for: it will never come and will be dangled in their face like a carrot, MUWHAHAHAHA!.
3. An excuse to suceed in life.

Man, that bum sure has some awesome dreams.

Don't dream, kill yourself

by Werther September 23, 2002

hand

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

by Werther September 23, 2002

bank

Where I put my drug money.

After the smash-up buisiness I did friday, I put the money in the bank.

by Werther September 23, 2002

Snap!

What you say to someone whom has been "jacked up"

Snap! Girl, you've been jacked up!!

by Werther October 7, 2002