hand

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

by Werther September 23, 2002

mormon

A religion that relies on converting the dead to their religion, since in the land of the living participation is rather low.

Dont post any names of your dead relatives on the net or they'll get mormonized..

by Werther February 17, 2003

Mango

A large yellowish-red FRUIT.

Man, that sure is one strange mango.

by Werther November 20, 2002

bank

Where I put my drug money.

After the smash-up buisiness I did friday, I put the money in the bank.

by Werther September 23, 2002

dream

1. A vain imagining involving religion.
2. Something that people with less means hope for: it will never come and will be dangled in their face like a carrot, MUWHAHAHAHA!.
3. An excuse to suceed in life.

Man, that bum sure has some awesome dreams.

Don't dream, kill yourself

by Werther September 23, 2002

Face

1. Something with which to consume sustenance.
2. On the female, something that recieves "the shaft"
3. an object that recieves a "load"

Man I'll take care of her face....Muwhahahahahaha

by Werther September 23, 2002

Afghanistanimation

A rather animated Afghan.

Man, he's hopped up why is your broham into Afghanistanimation.

by Werther November 20, 2002