desi se 

an exclamation - (from croatian meaning "it happens")
-sofisticated term for saying it happens

three meanings:
-used when describing that something bad happened - "sh** happens"
-used when describing that something good hapened - "something lucky can happen"
-used in sarcasam - can be an exclamation for any statement

Ivy: "You got an F, shame on you!"
Luce: "Desi se!"

Dudy: "You've done this task successfully. Good job!"
Sheyla: "Desi se!"

Loxy: "Why haven't you done your homework?"
Pedro von Barca: "Desi se!"

desi se by rabata December 5, 2021

desi second base 

conversation - preferably by both parties and not dealing with curry or bollywood

Man, Nandita and I discussed quantum physics yesterday. We totally reached desi second base, yaar!

desi second base by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

Sex Videos Desi 

Sex Videos Desi dot com is one of many unsuccessful Indian websites with minecraft videos. It's main goal was to promote Indian kids' minecraft videos all around the world to help them become famous. They are also known for promoting their website on many strange places like Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary.

Hey have you seen those new minecraft videos on Sex Videos Desi dot com??
Yeah, those Indian kids are great and helped me use redstone. It's a shame they have so little audience.

Sex Videos Desi by DesiMadaKaka August 22, 2020