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deshitify 

(v.) To remove undesirable qualities from a faulty entity.
"If I don't deshitify this essay, I'll surely receive a poor grade."
"Your bong is full of air leaks. A little electrical tape would help deshitify it."
"At this point, only intensive counseling will deshitify my life."
deshitify by My name will be blank! December 23, 2009
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Ron DeShitis 

The nickname of Ron DeSantis the incompetent governor of Florida. The playground abuse he took for his name while growing up, drove him to becoming a Trumptard and supporter of the Big Lie regarding the 2020 Election.
Ron DeShitis is full of .....yes, shit.

deshitified

To clean area saturated and cluttered with feces
The yard has been deshitified!
deshitified by Deshitified September 4, 2015

Deshitification 

verb. The act of making things less shitty.
"Hey Vicky, you ready for some hardcore deshitification at the lab?"

"LOL, ok"
Deshitification by VincePLH December 28, 2007
to determine your destiny by the way you approach yourself and your demeanor ; to be desitified is to already know your given destiny in life and to fulfill it fully.
Check that babe out by the hotdog stand, he's got destify written all over him!
destify by mdestify January 1, 2012

Deshitinator 

A music software tool for improving the quality of a track by removing all the crap. Can be run as a stand-alone or as a plug-in for Logic, Cubase or Pro-Tools
Q: Can you run the latest Justin Bieber track through the deshitinator?
A: Sure, but all you'll get is silence

Q: Have you finished the mix on my track yet?
A: Nearly, I just have to put it through the deshitinator before sending it to mastering
Deshitinator by famousmistadave January 15, 2011

Despicify 

The action of mitigating spicy food after consumption; usually with a creamy or sweet product, such as milk, or an alcoholic beverage, such as beer.
I need a beer to despicify that curry.
Despicify by worldofjr June 5, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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