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deshitified

To clean area saturated and cluttered with feces
The yard has been deshitified!
deshitified by Deshitified September 4, 2015

deshitify 

(v.) To remove undesirable qualities from a faulty entity.
"If I don't deshitify this essay, I'll surely receive a poor grade."
"Your bong is full of air leaks. A little electrical tape would help deshitify it."
"At this point, only intensive counseling will deshitify my life."
deshitify by My name will be blank! December 23, 2009

Deshitification 

verb. The act of making things less shitty.
"Hey Vicky, you ready for some hardcore deshitification at the lab?"

"LOL, ok"
Deshitification by VincePLH December 28, 2007

detittify 

A joke made by trans people who use binding methods to make a person's chest flat.
Trans male: I need a bandage to detittify myself.

Person: Sure, here you go!
detittify by k00le July 27, 2023

deshittize

The act of making something not look so shitty. Often performed by a deshittizer, one who deshittizes, deshittifies and deshits images, documents and other shitty looking things.
Dave decided to get married so he would have someone to deshittize his appartment.
deshittize by TrimDr July 30, 2009

Deshiftify 

(Verb) To take away shiftyness; see Shifty.
"Oh man, what happened? Your skill is like, gone. You've been deshiftified since you came from that trip."
Deshiftify by §lain §lashe November 12, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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