Desertify

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- to beat someone in the face with the desert of their choice.

Hey Bethaniel, i'm about to desertify your face with my Drumstick.

Desertify by BLUMPKINTOWN May 13, 2011

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detextify

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

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Dessertification

When you slurp banana pudding out of your partner's anus.

When I used the Dessertification position on your Mom, she mooed like a cow!

Dessertification by KennyLing January 23, 2017

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Detectify

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).

Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.

Detectify by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

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Demeatify

To completely remove the flesh from something.

"I so totally had to demeatify that chicken wing last night. Only the bone was left!"

Demeatify by 0mikey0 June 9, 2009

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desexify

To take the sexyness out of someone or something.

Your bed is almost sexy, but something is desexifying it.

desexify by SINGA February 11, 2009

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denerdify

The act of striping a nerd (social or otherwise) of their status as a nerd, in respects such as appearance, behavior, and in really successful cases, of their nerdish beliefs.

Ger.:denerdification

Ex: "Yeah, we're taking Susie to the market to get some normal clothes. We're attempting to denerdify her."

Ex: "Albert's denerdification process is failing miserably."

denerdify by Elizabeth Levinson December 9, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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