Desertify

- to beat someone in the face with the desert of their choice.

Hey Bethaniel, i'm about to desertify your face with my Drumstick.

by BLUMPKINTOWN May 13, 2011

detextify

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Dessertification

When you slurp banana pudding out of your partner's anus.

When I used the Dessertification position on your Mom, she mooed like a cow!

by KennyLing January 23, 2017

Detectify

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).

Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.

by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

Demeatify

To completely remove the flesh from something.

"I so totally had to demeatify that chicken wing last night. Only the bone was left!"

by 0mikey0 June 9, 2009

desexify

To take the sexyness out of someone or something.

Your bed is almost sexy, but something is desexifying it.

by SINGA February 11, 2009

denerdify

The act of striping a nerd (social or otherwise) of their status as a nerd, in respects such as appearance, behavior, and in really successful cases, of their nerdish beliefs.

Ger.:denerdification

Ex: "Yeah, we're taking Susie to the market to get some normal clothes. We're attempting to denerdify her."

Ex: "Albert's denerdification process is failing miserably."

by Elizabeth Levinson December 9, 2008