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9 desember 

Universal weidos day
9 desember you can be as weird as you want.
-why are you acting so weird today?
-because it's universal weirdos day.
9 desember by anonymous October 24, 2020

deasembled

a nasty girl or guy, that has a deformed face which appears to have been taken apart and put back together in the wrong order or with missing pieces
oh hey guys have you seen guliana dilorenzo she is so deasembled
deasembled by caitlynlanders October 11, 2011

11 desember 

National ask someone to be your friend day
11 desember

You: Hey wanna be friends
Them: sure heres my snap
You:thx ill text tou later

desember 1 

They are clever and kind if you want a friend chose someone that he bornd at desember 1
Mary's boy friend was bornd at desember 1
desember 1 by I am clever October 22, 2019

20 desember 

Hug youre best friend day
You have to hug youre BFF 20 Desember
20 desember by Memyselfandi123456789 December 19, 2019

desember 

Desember
Kiss your crush month.

Hvis du liker noen så må du kysse den i løpet av desember.
-hvorfor kysset du han.
- Fordi det er desember. Kiss your crush month
desember by Missimishi November 5, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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