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DeSales University 

Some Random-ass University in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania where the plague hits every weekend which forces everyone leaves and goes home.
Desales University Student: "Mom I'm home for the weekend"

Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

DeSales University 

A place of higher education where the student body is probably smaller than your body. This school is so small, you could accidently step on it. Hence why the tuition costs more than Bill Gates makes in a decade.

desales high school 

A high school in Louisville that doesn’t actually exist
Yeah I liked the presentation Desales high school came to do at my school, but I won’t go there as I’m 95% sure it’s not real.

St. Francis Desales 

A "private" school in Columbus, they take anyone that is willing to pay, and it is located in the ghetto of Columbus, they try to act like the people that go to a real private school like CSG. All desales care about is the students athletic eligibility. They also steal kids from public schools so if a kid is any good, watch out, desales will most likely offer them a full scholarship, so, if you are wondering why your public sports team isn't any good, desales probably took the good kids, so now all your 1st stringers are gone, and you suck.. THANKS DESALES!!!

mount de sales 

only at the mount....
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round
mount de sales by laur April 24, 2005

mount de sales 

where everything you have ever heard about catholic school girls come true...

the best all girls catholic school ever
mount de sales by christina May 6, 2005