A place of higher education where the student body is probably smaller than your body. This school is so small, you could accidently step on it. Hence why the tuition costs more than Bill Gates makes in a decade.
A "private" school in Columbus, they take anyone that is willing to pay, and it is located in the ghetto of Columbus, they try to act like the people that go to a real private school like CSG. All desales care about is the students athletic eligibility. They also steal kids from public schools so if a kid is any good, watch out, desales will most likely offer them a full scholarship, so, if you are wondering why your public sports team isn't any good, desales probably took the good kids, so now all your 1st stringers are gone, and you suck.. THANKS DESALES!!!
only at the mount....
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!