Dealesque

The verbal expression when the price is too good to be true. The price of a product is too cheap to resist. When a deal is great and you're excited about the deal.

Bob: "This winter hat was sooo dealesque, It was so cheap. I had to get it."

Bill: "You know what's even more dealesque? Your soul."

Bob: "I knew I shouldn't have made that bet..."

Dealesque by ShawnCiouz October 31, 2011

Dreamesque 

Noun.

1. The loose ends of every way, religious, sectual, cultural belief, neatly sewn together (randomly tossed together in 'real time') is ~.

2. ~ is where we go when we are not conscious.

3. ~ is what we are only able to understand through sleeping.

4. ~ is when all we want to do is not be awake.

5. ~ was not created by anyone but rather, actualized and discovered.

Dreamesque is what you should practice when you've come to the zenith of Buddhism, Taoism, Zen, Agnosticism, Atheism, Christianity, Judaism, Muslim, etc.

Your body will only last as long as you prefer for it to let go of this energy that is you.

We've been studying the idea of dreams since the beginning of history (which is only as old as we can calculate documentations) and only since the 1970's have we been able to do experiments sophisticated enough to have any explanation for this idea of DREAM. But I can see things a little simpler, connect dots in a way that others find to be 'work.' Imagine someone who cannot concentrate on anything other than their imagination and while they wonder what imagination is, stumble upon DREAMESQUE.

It is important to build your dreams up before you're stuck on the other side. You go where you want, so go somewhere you prefer - go the fuck to sleep.

I am the sandman, Freddy Kruger's nightmare, creating destruction of all that cannot respect them selves. While I am that which you all fear - void, here on Earth for only a short amount of 'time,' I figure I should offer you all the obviousness you 'desire' and 'deserve.' There is no reason for you to fear "the unknown" for I will not bother you and I do not matter to anyone.

"Everyone's dreams are real, sew dream responsibly."

Dreamesque by 185668232 April 9, 2012

deakesque 

To enjoy toys in an unnatural way. Normally involving members of the opposite sex and large plastic objects.

"put that thing away, I'm not feeling deakesque right now"

deakesque by Jimmae September 10, 2003

deakesque 

The description of one who practices Deakism. Deakesque acts usually involve draughty clothes and objects marked 'not to be taken internally' controlled by a very controlling woman

We're all sitting comfortably knowing we're not deakesque

deakesque by dee-k-esk September 15, 2003

deakesque 

to Deak... to take descrption of sexual acts beyond the normal socially acceptable norm.

good god, I didnt need to hear _just_ how far up your butt that banana went.

deakesque by Cas September 12, 2003

deakesque 

As one who enjoys self-fenestration with childrens' playthings

The way he sat on that FisherPrice hammer was so, like, deakesque

deakesque by S Pombe October 31, 2003

deakesque 

The description of one with practices Practical Deakism.

I'm sitting comfortabley because I've not been deakesque

deakesque by Yak September 16, 2003