Dangerous disease, caused by excessive use of tea.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept
When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept
When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.
'You shouldn't drink that much tea my dear son, you don't want to get Derventio, do you?'
'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'
'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'
by Ammer & Randy July 8, 2009
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Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
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My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!
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Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*
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Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*
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Get the Detention mug.A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.
Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.
David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.
Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?
David: I did.
Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.
Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.
David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.
Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?
David: I did.
Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.
Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.
by Matt. H. April 18, 2005
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