derfling 

A short dumb nerdy person who eats rocks

The derfling was walking down the road not aware that they were being followed by a bunch of rocks

derfling by Brownclown4290 July 15, 2024

derfing 

Aggressively grinding each other while making out.

Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.

derfing by yunglivin September 1, 2019

Derfing 

Sex with clothes on

Cooper: hey Claudia wanna go derfing later?

Derfing by Derfingyurrrmom October 30, 2019

Dolphin Derfing

The act of dry humping with oscillations occurring rhythmically taking the form of the wigglings of a dolphin out of water.

Dude are you taking that Provo hair school chick out again? Yeah dude, if I play my cards right we’ll be dolphin derfing hard tonight.

Dolphin Derfing by Mondo Johnson April 16, 2019

derpling 

Someone who follows one who derps, while reciting that derp like dogma.

Dude, stop being a derpling and actually try to figure out stuff on your own!

derpling by smpier August 28, 2010

DeFlinginaw 

A combination of Michigan cities: Detroit, Flint, and Saginaw.

Hey NaStassja, where were are you from?
- I'm from DeFlinginaw, MI.
Where's that?

-Well it's a combination of Detroit, Flint, and Saginaw. See I was born in Flint but raised in Detroit, Flint, and Saginaw so yea.

DeFlinginaw by Dr. Nyte September 22, 2018

derfing 

the act of fucking a girl who is way below any normal standards

person 1:so i heard you went derfing last night.
person 2:yeah, I took pcp.

I wanted to go derfing, to I found the girl nicknamed Trailer Trash.

Bonus points if they have a kid.

derfing by fred v. September 15, 2006