depression-sit

You know when you get to work, but you wait in your car so you can listen to the rest of your favorite song, or maybe a funny part of a podcast? This is like that, but without the music. There's no way you're hopping out of the car and starting a work day without questioning your life choices first. Alternatively, you might compulsively scroll through your various social media feeds instead of questioning your life choices.

You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.

Boss: "Matt, you're late again." Matt: "Well, I got here on time, but then I had to depression-sit for about 15 minutes before I could bear the thought of entering the building."

Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".

by mattmovesmountains January 24, 2020

Depression Sit-ups

When in a depressed state where one is immobilized such as in a bed, couch, or chair, the act of sitting up every 5-10 minutes like you are about to get up and do something, but then eventually laying back down to your original position because they could not muster up enough energy to actually get up.

Nah man I’m doing great. I even worked out- I did depression sit-ups all night while binge-watching King of the Hill on Saturday!

by bob_swaget January 4, 2021

depressionist

Highly functioning person with depression

One of my finely tuned skills is being the happiest functioning depressionist you’ve ever met.

by Nicolaolly February 10, 2021

Depressionistic

1. When when your describing something that's depressed but you want to be more creative.

2. When your depressed but optimistic

Look at the depressionistic frog

by Emort Carg June 28, 2019

Depressionista

1. A term for sadness//depression. It makes you sound cooler.

2. The title for one of Every Time I Die's songs.

1. Man, my whole world feels like it's collapsing. I think I'm going through Depressionista.

2. we're bloodless now, and we are uninterrupted by the majesty of it all.

by Spanishhorse July 1, 2008

Depressionista

The act of your friends bullying you toxically every day. Usually directed on a weak kneed boy.

Sigils is a depressionista by being out played by Ssundee’s exploits.

by Supergamer38282 August 6, 2023