when you forget to react to something that someone that had just said or something that had just happened until at least 30 seconds to 30 minutes later.
bhufesjfbj: happy birthday hnghd9*uw, look at this gift I got you
hnghd9*uw: *stares at nothing*
*10 seconds later*
hnghd9*uw: OH COOL THANK YOU SO MU
boom, delayed reaction
hnghd9*uw: *stares at nothing*
*10 seconds later*
hnghd9*uw: OH COOL THANK YOU SO MU
boom, delayed reaction
by spookyfruit October 16, 2019
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.
by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004
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When you make a kissing sound and motion approximately 15 seconds after your boyfriend has left the vicinity of your face after kissing you. He will then spend 5 minutes generating a substantial amount of laughter from you by 1. Acting very homosexual-attitude about the situation and 2. Showing you how crazy it makes you look.
When kissing my girlfriend last night she sat there without returning the kiss. She did not even respond. I pulled away and after about 15 seconds of just looking at her she made the sound of a kiss and a slight purse of her lips. Apparently there was an invisible man between us or she is just crazy. That is when I said "That was a Delayed Reaction"!
by BigGreeneGuy October 05, 2009
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