deodoriant 

Deodoriant is the type of person to ask if you're okay or comfortable, he's pretty considerate and i really like that about him. He's a really really good friend and really fun to talk with, I really wanna be more and more closer to him and get to know him more. Dorian is also really cute tbh 😓 I really like him, it's so fun talking to him and i also like talking about him. i always get bored but i can talk about him for hours and how he always makes me smile and he makes me so happy idk how to describe it, there's just something about him that makes me so happy idk why this mf always got me smiling and giggling 👎 i hope that he's also always happy and smiling, i hope he's taking care of himself well and sleeping well, i hope he has a good morning and night every day and night. I love him so much idk how to show it though, I just love him really. AAA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I HATE HIM FOR MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY 🤬 👎👎 gorilla mf ihy sm 🙁 ily loser 👎

Deodoriant is a gorilla

Deodoriant stinks

deodoriant by shzk July 8, 2022

deodoriant 

deodoriant stinks 😓😓

deodoriant is a gorilla

deodoriant by shzk July 8, 2022

deodorant malfunction 

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

deodorant malfunction by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

Deodorant

A thing people should not eat. EVER!

Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha

Deodorant by Remy=StarBucks February 18, 2020

deoderant 

something you put on so you wont smell like dennis rodman when you sweat.

hey you smell like chicken fricasee wear some deoderant next time.

deoderant by sowhatifisaidthat November 18, 2004

Deodorant Dingleberries 

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

Deodorant Dingleberries by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

deodorant shower 

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.

1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."

deodorant shower by stemkid13 April 30, 2011