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deodoriant 

Deodoriant is the type of person to ask if you're okay or comfortable, he's pretty considerate and i really like that about him. He's a really really good friend and really fun to talk with, I really wanna be more and more closer to him and get to know him more. Dorian is also really cute tbh 😓 I really like him, it's so fun talking to him and i also like talking about him. i always get bored but i can talk about him for hours and how he always makes me smile and he makes me so happy idk how to describe it, there's just something about him that makes me so happy idk why this mf always got me smiling and giggling 👎 i hope that he's also always happy and smiling, i hope he's taking care of himself well and sleeping well, i hope he has a good morning and night every day and night. I love him so much idk how to show it though, I just love him really. AAA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I HATE HIM FOR MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY 🤬 👎👎 gorilla mf ihy sm 🙁 ily loser 👎
Deodoriant is a gorilla

Deodoriant stinks
deodoriant by shzk July 8, 2022

deodorant malfunction 

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...
A thing people should not eat. EVER!
Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha
Deodorant by Remy=StarBucks February 18, 2020

deoderant 

something you put on so you wont smell like dennis rodman when you sweat.
hey you smell like chicken fricasee wear some deoderant next time.
deoderant by sowhatifisaidthat November 18, 2004

Deodorant Dingleberries 

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.
I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

deodorant shower 

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.
1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
deodorant shower by stemkid13 April 30, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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