denum 

A little girl with a penis that says she is a girl but knows she is not

Hello I'm a natural denum

denum by Euehehdj March 2, 2017

Boiling denim 

When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.

Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?

Boiling denim by Nightman96024 April 27, 2020

Denmarkism

A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Mathias Köhler, or Denmark.

Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist- he is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.

He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness- his gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.

Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."

1)
Person 1: Denmark.

Denmarkist: *Squeals*

Person 1: What's with you?

Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.

Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out.*runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*

Denmarkism by Ane December 8, 2013

Denim 

Denim: Totally awesome or cool, down right rad. The new age term for “sick dude.”

Dude, your air time off that jump was totally denim! That car is Denim dude. The place is Denim. Those boots are Denim!

Denim by Hot mamma January 11, 2019

denmmitprkmotstatp

drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain, kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain

how come it’s always “wyd” and not denmmitprkmotstatp

denmmitprkmotstatp by dill pickle1234 January 15, 2021

denim day

On April 29th, we wear denim as a big fuck you to all rapists.
The campaign began after a ruling by the Italian Supreme Court where a rape conviction was overturned because the justices felt that since the victim was wearing tight jeans she must have helped the person who raped her remove her jeans, thereby implying consent. The following day, the women in the Italian Parliament came to work wearing jeans in solidarity with the victim.

A:"Why are you wearing jeans in quarantine?"
B:"Dude! It's April 29, it's denim day!"

denim day by Alexabik April 28, 2020

Denim Boner 

A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.

Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.

Denim Boner by Ohdearaboner October 6, 2009