demplish 

To destroy (specifically potaoes), devour (again potatoes), to indulge (do you even need to ask what)

Man, I could demplish some mashed potatoes right about now.

You wanna demplish some fries with me?

demplish by Chi-Z January 6, 2024

Demolish 

To fuck beyond repair.

"Yo, you see that chick over there?"
"Oh my god, i would demolish"

Demolish by RWutang October 11, 2009

demolish 

To eat a large amount of food , very fast.

I bought a kebab and just fuckin demolished it.

demolish by Bear January 23, 2003

Demolishit

To dispense an insanely large amount of fecal matter, resulting in demolishing the toilet. Usually a very violent affair.

Demolish(ing) + Shit = Demolishit

A) I just took the hugest Demolishit.

B) You better buy me a new toilet.

Demolishit by bacontree December 26, 2011

Demolish 

1. Reduce to rubble. (Used when referring to nonanimate and nonedible things.)
2. Beat up. (Used when referring to people, and sometimes animals.)
3. Eat all of a portion (generally large). (Used when referring to food.)

1. "Yeah, I heard they demolished the old schoolhouse."
2. "Man, you really demolished him! He's not getting released from the hospital until next year!"
3. "Wow, you just demolished those tacos. Want me to make you some more?"

Demolish by MacDancer April 15, 2004

demolish 

to beat someone in a game of dissing

"Eww your face is ugly."
"Girl, don't come at me like that. I will DEMOLISH you."

demolish by Morgan Leigh February 22, 2008

dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.

Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."

dog the demolisher by westfalia January 11, 2010