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Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.
The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.
Oh, I always get yummy demerits! by .Mega October 19, 2019
Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior
Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022
did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?
The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Demetrios
Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.
Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"
Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"
Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"
Demetrios by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010
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