Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek
hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled
beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he
will pants you, and all the world
will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.
Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are
pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"
Man #2: "Say, didn't some
guy named Demetrios move in next
door to you recently?"