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uncle demask

A medical condition in which the cranium swells to more than twice its normal size, resulting in an angry red color. Usually accompanied with an unquenchable desire to administer corporal punishment
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When his refund check didn't come, he went uncle demask. From that point forward no ass was safe
uncle demask by v ferragamo February 6, 2015
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Acting demickey 

Irish slang for one not knowing what the hell he/she is doing. Usually results in the said person ending up looking like a total dumbass.
That's what you get for acting demickey Virginia!
Acting demickey by DripBayless August 4, 2014

demockeracy 

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".
Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!
demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012
A term used to describe an incident in which one has been screwed over, injured, robbed, or generally anything negative. Originates from the gym, where a "derack" is when someone removes your weights from the bar while one is still performing the exercise.
Example 1:
Bob: What happened during 9/11?
Carl: Oh nothing, just Al-Qaeda deracked New York City in a solidly executed derack.
Bob: How many lives were deracked?
Carl: 2,996 lives were deracked, to be exact.

Example 2:
George: What's wrong with your cousin's leg?
Sukhbinder: Oh, it got deracked by an IED in Iraq.
George: Oh.

Example 3:

Horatio: What happened to that jewelry store?
Jose: $300,000 worth of jewelry was deracked by a bunch of Colombians, who pawned it off for some premium coke.
derack by khuneytunes July 15, 2014
A kingdom in the game of League of Legends where some of the iconic characters originate such as Garen, Lux, and Xin Zhao.
Level 1 Ezreal: I went to Demacia the other day
You: How was it?
Level 1 Ezreal: I learned not to facecheck bushes.
Demacia by Dingo8MyBaby August 15, 2011
them elephants are a bit demicky, innit?
demicky by RandyAnders January 1, 2012