delfy

The act of taking a selfie on the toilet

I was sitting on the toilet while I was sending a delfy to my friend

delfy by Mortyboy August 2, 2017

Tired, Through and Delayed 

A phrase made by rapper Khia. Directed at the way someone looks or made to look. Otherwise meaning someone is old news or irrelevant.

I dont know why this boyband is coming out with a new disc, they are tired, through and delayed.

Tired, Through and Delayed by mrmrss November 5, 2011

Delyla 

A cute, funny, crazy, amazing girl. She's very honest and loyal, but likes to get on your nerves for fun. She's like when her bae gets jealous and needs a guy who's honest and loves her. She's very independent, makes everyone happy, is absolutely WEIRD, but she's the realist girl you'll ever meet. She's a bit crazy, but you learn to love her for who she is.

Jose: Is she always like this?
Nia: She's been like this since forever.
Jose: (looks at Delyla likes she's crazy.)
Nia: she's always like this, she's Delyla.

Delyla by Heybish_fukyuhdoing June 24, 2014

deafyslexic 

Deafyslexic: pronounced def•a•lex•ick

A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.

A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.

A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.

Typical Deafyslexia Example:

Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”

Advanced Deafyslexia;

Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”

deafyslexic by ACinKo May 17, 2014

delya 

A girl who is super smart but feisty and she enjoys laughing a lot. Goes slow in relationships and prefers to keep things quiet.

Friend #1: whos that quiet girl over there standing with that group of friends

Friend #2: Oh that's Delya she is so cute but just doesn't know it.

delya by carlos.pinedia May 28, 2019

Delmy 

An artistic, beautiful, and loving girl. She can make your day with just smile and the sound of her peaceful voice. Her mind is full of creative thoughts when it comes to art and Ioves to draw. She is very smart, yet sometimes clumsy but one thing she is best at is being a good friend. If you treat her right and be there for her she will do the same. She can also be shy and quiet at first but once you meet her she can be really funny and chill. She loves to have fun and be independent. All the boys like her for her kindness and the type a girl she is. A girl like Delmy is very different. She’s not like other girls.She’s like the ocean. She may have some rough times and yet very calm, but in the end she is always beautiful in her own way. She can change your world into happiest and ever lasting memories.

A girl like Delmy can make me the happiest person in world!

Is there anybody perfect than a Delmy?

Delmy by Ilovetacos_meow ^~^ October 27, 2017

Delayed Off

To be laid off at a specified, future date.

Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."

Delayed Off by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014