Definitions by numbers

Delaram 

a real bada** mother f*cker.

tom: I like a 10
bob: what's her name?
tom: Delaram
bob: Should I help you write your will?

Delaram by numbers October 1, 2014

Neil Bookman 

A 33-year-old pedophile jerk who takes advantage of young boys. He has baby-killer eyes and unstable tendancies. But don't worry, he's a nice guy once you get to know him.

Neil Bookman likes 'em around 14 years old.

Neil Bookman by Numbers December 14, 2008

Oogsworth

Usually referred to as "Oogey", but this is a common alteration of the word. They are usually quiet, but with tendances to be very spontaneous and hyper at times. Oogsworths often flip their hair and don't jump around at concerts. They wear magical jackets that they can pull many things out of. An Oogsworth is always someone extremely cool. They like giving hugs and drinking Vitamin Water.

"I met this guy at school today. He's a total Oogsworth!"

Oogsworth by Numbers December 14, 2008

rigamortis 

A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.

rigamortis by Numbers August 19, 2007