delameify

To emphatically remove the lameness out of a situation.

To take the lameness out of a situation by injecting

awesomeness to improve the outcome.

Tonight sucks, we need to delameify it.

I delameify my boyfriend by adding beer.

delameify by Tamris July 4, 2012

Delazify

Prying one's fat ass off the couch to get shit done. Ending (temporarily or permanently) one's sedentary lifestyle & actually doing shit.

Dude, delazify your ass & clean this shit hole up!

Delazify by Nasty Basty February 23, 2012

Delarpify 

Formallly spelled deLARPify: the process of slowly (or again - see larpified - quickly if you're really good) de-mindfucking a person so they no longer believe they are vampires, elves, ents or other ungothly creatures.

PC and Console 'shootahs' make a fine instrument to kick the elf out of someone's disturbed psyche.

You bit her neck and actually *drank* some drops of blood? Man, you need to delarpify ASAP!

Delarpify by Smoking Windmills July 19, 2010

delifeify 

to siphon some of the life force from somebody especially one with crippling adhd

we need to delifeify peter by a good 10%

delifeify by monkeybrains January 3, 2022

Delumpify 

Definition:

1. To remove lumps, bumps, or irregularities from a surface, fabric, mixture, or object.

2. To restore smoothness, evenness, or visual order, especially in domestic or culinary contexts.

"She delumpified the sheets before making the bed."

"Whisk briskly to delumpify the gravy."

“I delumpified the gravy, rescued the roast, and found the missing sock. Bow before me.”

Delumpify by Cazzycoop August 6, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020