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defrocked priest in a Toyota 

much like the famous "Aristocrats" joke, this term refers to a sexual position that becomes as profane as the speaker wants it to be. The definition grows as the term continues from person to person. The definition begins with, "I bent her over the table and..."
I was with this dirty, dirty girl last night. We spent 4 hours doing the defrocked priest in a Toyota
When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.
Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

Derockdrated 

Comes from the word 'dehydrated', but put into the terms of a person who loves rock music.
Man I'm so derockdrated, I NEED HEAVY METAL!!
Derockdrated by Simulator February 22, 2008

defucked 

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.
After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)
defucked by ElleJudd November 6, 2014

Defrosted 

Similar to being hung over, more specifically from street drugs, specifically when cocaine a.k.a "snow" was one of the jawns in the mix.
Last night we got so blitzed for sambuca day that I'm straight defrosted this morning.

That dirty blunt had me twisted. Now I'm so fuckin defrosted and I got work.
Defrosted by Phmns52 October 28, 2013

Derockdrated 

Comes from the word 'dehydrated', but put into the terms of a person who loves rock music.
Man I'm so derockdrated, I NEED HEAVY METAL!!
Derockdrated by Simulator February 22, 2008