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deflect blame 

A form of shifting blame by taking part of the blame and then shifting the main part of the blame ro another even though your completly at fault.

Example : a teen is caught with booze, takes part of the blame and then shifts the main part of ot to his friends.
Hey fred why do you always deflect blame to me ?

DEFLECT TO KIDS 

Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!
Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."
DEFLECT TO KIDS by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

no one can deflect the emerald splash 

Kakyoin: EMERALD SPLASH
Star Platinum : Deflects the Emerald splash
Kakyoin: HE JUST DEFLECTED THE EMERALD SPLASH WTF. No one can deflect the emerald splash

tit deflect 

A Pokemon move that was made by Cassandra when a ball hit her in the boobs and deflected, going back the direction it came from.
Holy Shit! Cassie just used tit deflect!
tit deflect by sexyhybrid101 May 22, 2014

Streisand Deflect 

When a powerful person, company, or institution deliberately floods the internet with unrelated but highly searchable content in order to bury or “deflect” attention from an embarrassing rumor, scandal, or conspiracy.

The move usually involves releasing something with the exact same keyword as the damaging story, so when people Google it, they get the official, harmless version instead of the scandal.

Examples:
• People joked that Disney named the movie Frozen so that when you search “Disney Frozen,” you get the animated princess and not stories about Walt Disney’s frozen head.
• Rumors spread that Beyoncé had a year-long affair with her bodyguard; not long after, she dropped a song called Bodyguard.
• Gross gossip about Dubai “chocolate porta-potties” parties started circulating, then suddenly “Dubai Chocolate” became a big marketing push.
“Bro, Sama is using Sora to make videos of himself commiting ‘crimes’? That’s a Streisand Deflect if I’ve ever seen one…”

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.
Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016