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Decellphoneration 

The tendency for a automobile driver to slow down while answering their cell phone.
While traveling in the fast lane, the driver caused a multi-car pileup due to his rapid decellphoneration.
Decellphoneration by John B. Hopper February 12, 2009

deceleration trauma 

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.
"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"
deceleration trauma by DanoNYC January 17, 2010
Hardworking, Softhearted Guy, Dencel is a noteworthy person. He has all the best qualities of being a son, brother, and a friend. He is extremely considerate and thoughtful and would always put others first before himself. He is never judgmental and is very fair, honest and faithful. He is strong, always determined and driven to reach his goals and plans for the future. He always has something to say, something that would make you think thoroughly, something to intellectually engage which makes him an interesting person to converse with. Problems may come at times and he hasn't exactly had a very comfortable life but this never stopped him to take each day of life head on. He is empathetic and would always go out of his way to help someone in need even without being asked to. Being through a lot has never stopped him to display such big heart to everyone around him. He is an amazing person.
Dencel is a good guy
dencel by D.M.O June 8, 2021

The Danger DeFelice

Placing your foot in the vaginal hole of a woman...or child. If somebody can four finger, they can Danger DeFelice. Pretty much foot fucking a girl.
That man did the Danger DeFeliced to that chick.

Danger DeFelicing has nothing on the Deaf Jenny
The act of disconnecting from a cell phone for a period of time.
This weekend, I will be decelling.
Decelling by Happydadto5 March 17, 2019
Alternate to the word "incel", meaning "deservedly celibate". They are they're voluntarily misogynist pigs who think women are put on this planet to do nothing but serve them.
No one is forcing those "decel" dolts to be celibate.
decel by utahanarchist January 20, 2023