Noun.
pronounced "deh-fahg-nishihn"

A definition on urban dictionary that has absolutely no relation to what you may think it is at first glance. Usually very annoying to see. Usually defines name for a drug used solely by the writer and no-one else on earth. Often mixed with definitions relating to what it actually means. More than likely will generate a situation similar to "thumbs up < thumbs down". For a real-life example, see roller coaster #5.

guy 1: I found a defagnition on UD yesterday...
guy 2: What did it say?
guy 1: "assault rifle: a joint that's as long as an AK-47". It had 200,000 thumbs down, and 3 thumbs up.
guy 2: fag....

defagnition by the kool aid guy February 27, 2008

definistrate

the act of being thrown through a window

the man watched the gang (definistrate) the punk to a painful death nine storeys below

definistrate by Bella_pit January 6, 2006

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defelinistration

n. the act of throwing a cat out of a room; esp. as from a bedroom for the purpose of sleep.

Can you sleep with the cats in here, or do I need to do a defelinistration?

defelinistration by mscrabcake April 1, 2011

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definistration

A>to remove windows and replace with linux
B> to masturbate

"i just definistrated on my computer"

definistration by Josh April 26, 2004

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defaminition

A real person's name, posted to the www.urbandictionary.com web site as a supposed slang phrase, intended for the sole purpose of slandering or insulting that person. Usually not in use by any one other than the original poster.

That Mindy Minsky is such a bitch, I'll make sure that her name is a defaminition after I get home from school. "Mindy Minsky: skanky-assed whore who bones the janitor."

defaminition by Oswald Niplock March 11, 2004

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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