Uh... last night i decroditated all over the place.
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An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.
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Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated
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1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.
1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.
1. Willard was decorpitated upon his conviction in the in the gruesome murders of the Merkin children.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.
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