decroditate

To throw up in your mouth, swallow it, and the proceed to throw it up again.

Uh... last night i decroditated all over the place.

decroditate by Adam Hobbs January 30, 2008

Decrominate 

A synonym for "destroy"

I decrominated that building with a tank

I just decrominated that meal, it was so delicious!

Decrominate by john smith the lumberman March 16, 2023

Decrapitate 

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

Decrapitate by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

Decrapitated 

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

Decrapitated by Broham64 December 14, 2021

decorpitate 

(v.)
1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.

1. Willard was decorpitated upon his conviction in the in the gruesome murders of the Merkin children.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.

decorpitate by Madler September 24, 2005

decrapitated 

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.

I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.

decrapitated by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

decrapitate 

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".

If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.

decrapitate by enzo_gee August 19, 2007