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decrastination 

Getting things down at a good time and not putting it off.
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Opposite of procrastination
Mary Jane decrastinated today and finished her work so she can go to the festival.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.
decrastination by Yinami April 26, 2021
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decrastination 

Hurriedly finishing all the work that you have put off until the last minute.
Derek: Wanna hang out tonight bro?
Sam: Can't man, I got some decrastination to do... if I get around to it.
decrastination by patmacker April 4, 2009

Discrastination 

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.
With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.

Urban Dicrastination 

Spending all of your time on Urban Dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).
Joe: “Hey man, are you ready for the final?”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”


Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”


Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”
Urban Dicrastination by DustinB22 December 18, 2008

decocrastination 

This occurs when you don't take down your holiday decorations (primarily Christmas trees, light, wreaths, Nativity scenes, etc) until it is almost July 4. Of course, it could be other holiday decorations that are nor taken down foe at least 6 months after the holiday for which they were put up.
Suffering an acute case of decocrastination, Arleen finall started taking down the Christmas lights on July 3, because she need room for the 4th of July flags and bunting.

dickrastination 

to be procrastinating and dicking around at the same time
Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!
dickrastination by JDWine April 26, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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