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Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Decorating Party 

An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.
Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
Decorating Party by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013

Decorating No.10 

To acquire funding under false pretence and/or from an inappropriate source for personal gain.
"Here Dave, sounds like Big Bazza's been decorating No.10 again. His daughter gave him four grand to settle his tax bill yesterday morning but I'm sure I saw him roll up to the pub in a new motor last night"
1 ) To remove ones cape 2 ) To reveal someones true identity
The superhero's has been revealed at the decaping ceremony
decaping by KittyKatNZ January 7, 2022

De-decorating 

1. The mess you make throwing things everywhere trying to find something important.
2. The opposite redecorating
Her: Good grief it's a mess in here.

You: Oh sorry about that I had to do some De-decorating when I was looking for my car keys.
De-decorating by Deezo88 March 31, 2009

decoring 

The act of inviting a bunch of friends over for a party, and then having them help you paint/decorate your new place.
Anne is having a decoring party this sat, are you gonna be there?
decoring by Killer kurvz March 19, 2009