Definitions by Deezo88
Mom-dro-mat
What you call your mom's house when thats the only place you go to wash your clothes because it's free.
Comes from the name Laundromat. Since it's you mom's house you call it Mom-dro-mat.
Can also be called Dad-dro-mat. If you go to your Dad's house.
Comes from the name Laundromat. Since it's you mom's house you call it Mom-dro-mat.
Can also be called Dad-dro-mat. If you go to your Dad's house.
Friend: Look at this huge pile of dirty clothes when are you going to wash.
You: I will when I get a chance.
Friend: When you get a chance? There is a laundromat right down the street.
You: No way I not paying to wash my clothes I go to my Mom's house.
Friend: Oh yeah the good ole Mom-dro-mat
You: I will when I get a chance.
Friend: When you get a chance? There is a laundromat right down the street.
You: No way I not paying to wash my clothes I go to my Mom's house.
Friend: Oh yeah the good ole Mom-dro-mat
Mom-dro-mat by Deezo88 May 26, 2011
Focus Pocus
A mode you enter when you are facing a task that must get done. By any means necassary.
It is derived from the phrase "Hocus Pocus". Beacuse it seems like you perfomed magic when you complete the task.
It is derived from the phrase "Hocus Pocus". Beacuse it seems like you perfomed magic when you complete the task.
Friend: Dude did you finish that 8-page term paper yet.
You: Nope, I haven't even started yet.
Friend: Are you serious? It's due next week.
You: Yeah I know. I'm going to have to go into Focus Pocus mode this week-end if I want to get it done.
You: Nope, I haven't even started yet.
Friend: Are you serious? It's due next week.
You: Yeah I know. I'm going to have to go into Focus Pocus mode this week-end if I want to get it done.
Focus Pocus by Deezo88 May 12, 2011
Bar Crash
The feeling you get the morning after you and you're friends go to a bar and wake up the next morning sore. Like you have been in a car crash.
You: Dang what did we do last night my back and my arm hurts.
Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.
Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.
Web Shopping
Person 1: Hey what you doing.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.
Web Shopping by Deezo88 September 19, 2009
De-decorating
1. The mess you make throwing things everywhere trying to find something important.
2. The opposite redecorating
2. The opposite redecorating
Her: Good grief it's a mess in here.
You: Oh sorry about that I had to do some De-decorating when I was looking for my car keys.
You: Oh sorry about that I had to do some De-decorating when I was looking for my car keys.
De-decorating by Deezo88 March 31, 2009