deathwank 

suicidal masturbation.

"where's John?"

Didn't you hear, he had a Michael Hutchence Deathwank.

"oh... right"

deathwank by ci2k2 August 14, 2002

Deathanol 

Deathanol is ethanol, or ethyl alcohol(alcohol, "drinking alcohol"). It's a very harmful substance that is commonly found in alcoholic beverages. Prolonged use can cause damage to the heart, liver, and stomach. It can also cause brain damage. Deathanol is responsible for over 80,000 deaths per year. It's more harmful than ecstacy, lsd, ghb, and research chemicals and semi-synthetics. It's produced by fermentation, and is one of the most commonly used lab solvent/chemical. Deathanol has a higher NFPA 704 than 2-methyl-2-butanol (a somewhat less used lab solvent, but still common in laboratories. Intense or continued but not chronic exposure to ethanol(Deathanol) could cause temporary incapacitation or possible residual injury according to the NFPA 704. Exposure to 2-methyl-2-butanol would cause irritation with only minor residual injury. Ethanol(Deathanol, alcohol) causes increase in violence, loss of coordination, and impaired memory and judgement during the course of it's effects. Ethanol(Deathanol) is a depressant, but at low doses causes lower inhibitions and sociability, accompanied by impaired judgement and mild loss of coordination. Toxic metabolites are usually produced by consumption of ethyl alcohol (deathyl alcohol, deathanol). Over time, continual use can cause erratic behavior, damage to the brain(especially the prefrontal cortex), and addiction.

Ethanol is Deathanol!

Deathanol by GhostlyTruther June 21, 2013

deathwatch 

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.

Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...

deathwatch by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

deathhawk 

A style of mohawk worn by goths and deathrockers. A good example would be Johnny Slut from the band Specimen.
The death-hawk is typically dyed black and backcombed/teased rather than combed straight up as in the punk mohawk.

Jonny Slut's deathhawk is angled. It is thicker in the back and angles inward as you get to his forehead.

deathhawk by Zoggi June 11, 2006

Deathanol 

A fuel made from corn used to displace gasoline usage and excessive oil importation from hostile countries. The corn used to produce Deathanol is not used for its traditional uses such as foreign food aide for underdeveloped countries. The end result is the trading of oil for human life.

My Hummer gets 10 miles per Ethiopian, and filling up with Deathanol is cheap!

Deathanol by Rich_Lather April 16, 2008

confusion deathmonkey 

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.

I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.

confusion deathmonkey by wbcjshi February 3, 2010

Deathhand

1.Being born with mental retardation or without a brain, can be caused by using too many drugs.

2.World of Warcraft Player from the server Zuluhead, nicknamed the Server Idiot as like a town idiot Avoid dirrect contact as verbaly engaging might lower your personal IQ.

3. A loser without a life, Can be found on World of Warcraft.

That guy just pulled a Deathhand!!

Deathhand by Kyoze February 21, 2008