deathwatch

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.

Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...

by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

deathwatch

A shitty ROBLOX war clan. Inactive, should be led by const or dimisei but is instead led by someone called Banjo. They all adore their overpowered guns and love to raid fear with what they like to call 'randoms'

Ahh, deathwatch, they are supposedly the best division in the Robine.

by robineisgreat April 6, 2019

Deathwatch

Sitting by a person’s bed who is dying to give them comfort so they’re not alone.

We took turns sitting on deathwatch for dad in the end of his illness.

by Fieldbugs April 3, 2018

Craft Corner Deathmatch

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.

It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

by angry viewer August 13, 2008

celebrity deathmatch

A hillarious show that used to run on MTV. The show was animated with clay and pitted 2 celebrities that had something in common (ie Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) against each other in a fight to the death.

Celebrity deathmatch is Fucmin hillarious!

by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004

deathmatch

When two individuals agree to a fight to the death. This is a mode of settling conflicts which is usually neglected in modern society. A deathmatch is always an unarmed fight, otherwise it would be called a duel.

When Carl refused to leave my house when I asked, I challenged him to a deathmatch.

by Ereal January 31, 2005

Deathmatch Hero

The type of player who has insanely good aim but is dumb as shit

"AnthonyWP : Yo AimGodXoXo is a Deathmatch hero

by AnthonyWP May 28, 2021