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Death Con 1 

Death Con 1 is when ur girlfriend/fiance/wife is on there period. Thus they flip and your fucked.
Bill: Hey, Monica, can you pass the chips?
Monica: Get off your ass and get them yourself!
Jay to Bill: Are you in Death Con 1?
Bill to Jay: Yup
Death Con 1 by Della P September 20, 2009

death con 3 

Something Kanye West will hopefully never live down.
Ye: I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE
Cloak: NOOOOOOO KANYE, DONT BE ANTISEMITIC
Elon Musk (two days later): Talked to ye today & expressed my concerns about his recent tweet, which I think he took to heart
death con 3 by Peter Pan1217 October 11, 2022

death console 

Video Games:

Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.
Examples of death consoles:

In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name

In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name

etc...
death console by Sexy Goose August 2, 2004

Death Convoy 

The traffic jam which builds up behind a hearse or funeral cortege which is travelling slowly as it transports the coffin, because overtaking is disrespectful.
I left for work early today but because I got stuck in a Death Convoy I arrived 10 minutes late.
Death Convoy by Sharkfin911 April 23, 2024

Death by Cone 

The mode of death for the majority of those who did the vcaa 2010 methods exam one.
"Hey mate did you get the last question on the exam"
"Nope, no idea, that cone fucking killed me, Fuck you VCAA"
Death by Cone
Death by Cone by ANGRYSTUDENT2010 November 6, 2010

Cone of Death

A term used to describe the predicted path of a hurricane. Derived from the consistantly inaccurate weather forecasts.
NOAA cited the Cone of Death for hurricane Ivan to be pretty much all of Florida
Cone of Death by JimboTheMagnifico September 23, 2004