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capitalism is a death cult! 

An increasingly popular saying on the lips of wise and astute Americans right now.
We are in a donut hole my dear, we pay insanely high income taxes, our wages have stagnated since the 1970s, having private health insurance sucks and covers only a small percentage of the fees charged, rent has skyrocketed everywhere and so we are never going to be able to save a dime; this is why capitalism is a death cult!

sparky deathcap 

a solo project by robert n taylor. sparky deathcap was active from 2008 or 2009 (there isn't very clear information on the internet) to 2010, when robert joined a band called los campesinos! and became their multi-instrumentalist. many of sparky deathcap's songs aren't available online, but five of them, september, send it to oslo, winter city ghosts, glasgow is a punk rock town and berlin syndrome are.
person 1: "hey, guess what i just found out."
person 2: "what ?"
person 1: "that guy i mentioned to you, sparky deathcap ? i finally found out why he stopped making music, he joined los campesinos! in 2010 !"
person 2: "ooohhh so that's why !"

person a: "does anyone know the song in the beginning of the video ?"
person b: "yeah, it's september by sparky deathcap"
person a: "cool, thanks !"

Sparky Deathcap Day 

Sparky Deathcap Day takes place on The 15th of February Every year. The Reason Feb 15 is Sparky Deathcap day is because it is his birthday, We love rob #Sparky4lyf
"yo did you know sparky deathcap day is today?"
"let's play tear jerky ep"
n. Headgear worn symbolically whilst pronouncing a death sentence. The traditional black mini-veil worn over the wig by venerable British Lord Justices has recently been supplanted by a tacky white USA ball cap available at the gift shop.

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Don’t make me put on the deathcap. You do not want to meet my little friend Canada.
deathcap by gnostic3 March 7, 2026
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