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A small mammal, lives on the out skirts of Swansea, rarely seen due to an alcoholic nature. Carries a Lidl bag with a top hat full of MDMA. The Hedlu can't handle him.
Oi, Dearden
Go home.
dearden by Wemlie November 30, 2013
Words you can keep
A fairly large mammal, with a rather noticeable forehead. Rare sightings near Leicester and northern wales.
"Oi look kids it's a dearden"
"And that kids is a fucking dearden"
Dearden by Dearden February 20, 2017

Joshua Dearden 

Don’t be a Joshua Dearden : someone who is simpleton, fool, dimwit, doofus, or nitwit. Or a Dysrationalia, aphasia, egotist, Dogmatic, Stubborn, arrogant and annoying
You are really being a Joshua Dearden and that absolutely suits no one but Joshua dearden!
Joshua Dearden by Oppositionsevered December 8, 2024

deadend friend

A friend that over the years you have become attached to for unknown reasons. It is usually someone you have invested a lot of time and money in, all in good fun, for a while. They always let you down but you can't seem to stop hanging with them or helping them. They are typically low lifers who take what they can get from anyone and leave everyone thinking they're a good friend, until they're gone.
"i thought debbie was gonna be there for me, turns out she's just my deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."
deadend friend by Jenn Cansler September 26, 2008

Shykail Darden 

The realest nigga out there/got bags/get hoes you seen before/any nigga step against him/her gone get wacked.....Ummmmm did I say get hoes
I wish one of the Shykail Darden's lived out here.
Shykail Darden by Shykail Darden January 20, 2018

Juanita Darden 

Juanita Darden is a very freaky girl and pretty but is also a loner. Shes will always stick by your side
Juanita Darden is someone I wanna hang around.
Juanita Darden by baby_peaches February 4, 2022

DearDesiray 

DearDesiray is a popular girl on YouTube. Her videos consists of tutorials and comedy. The videos are very random, but that is what makes them fun. She first started out as "RetroRay", then after the years she changed her name to "DearDesiray" as well as "DesirayCrunk", but she is most well known by DearDesiray. She is a very nice gal and talks to each and every one of her fans. Desiray is very down to earth and likes to make people laugh. She is part French, and speaks it very well. Most people call her a "scene queen" and she used to site model on Myspace. I like to think of her as a "rave queen", though. If you do not know who DearDesiray is, check her out on YouTube at youtube.com/deardesiray
deardesiray desiraycrunk french scene queen rave queen
DearDesiray by SceneQueenLove January 9, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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