dearden

A small mammal, lives on the out skirts of Swansea, rarely seen due to an alcoholic nature. Carries a Lidl bag with a top hat full of MDMA. The Hedlu can't handle him.

Oi, Dearden
Go home.

by Wemlie November 30, 2013

Dearden

A fairly large mammal, with a rather noticeable forehead. Rare sightings near Leicester and northern wales.

"Oi look kids it's a dearden"
"And that kids is a fucking dearden"

by Dearden February 20, 2017

Joshua Dearden

Don’t be a Joshua Dearden : someone who is simpleton, fool, dimwit, doofus, or nitwit. Or a Dysrationalia, aphasia, egotist, Dogmatic, Stubborn, arrogant and annoying

You are really being a Joshua Dearden and that absolutely suits no one but Joshua dearden!

by Oppositionsevered December 8, 2024