deadlie

A picture taken of yourself at a funeral, preferably next to the deceased, that is planned to be shared via social media. The deadlie snapper recapture an audience that really doesn't care about them. It is the ultimate selfie

I snapped a selfie with Joan Rivers once however I only wish I had the chance to get a deadlie with her at her funeral.

by Sister Wives April 10, 2015

deadlie

a word that describes only the best games in hiistory

person: "damn that game is deadlie"

lonely person: "that's why i called it deadlie laser game"

person: "then why is it on scratch. only good games are made in unity

by deadlie November 8, 2022

dadliest

A person who behaves in the manner the stereotypical dad would. This includes, but is not limited to, Hawaiian Shirts, dead memes, and the regular dad joke.

One need not be a dad to earn the title of "The Dadliest."

Paul: Guys, let's go get some food. I'm really hungry.
James: OH, NICE TO MEET YOU, REALLY HUNGRY! I'M JAMES! *dabs*
Tom: James, you truly are the dadliest of them all.

by akuwardmoments December 31, 2017

Deadleg shit shuffle

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016

Greek Deadline

A hard deadline which absolutely, positively, must be met or the world will end. Or not. Whatever.

"In other news, another Greek deadline for resolving their fiscal crisis has come and gone. Finance ministers are now saying that the REAL deadline for resolving this crisis is in two weeks."

by GG top March 16, 2012

deadlights

While It can take assume any shape to terrify Its prey (ex: Pennywise), Its true form is not on earth. The true form of It exists beyond the physical, in a void surrounding our universe, known as the macroverse. It's true form is described as living, insane, writhing orange light. Direct contact with the deadlights results in instant death (with the exception of Audra Phillips who entered a deep coma). The deadlights can be seen through It's eyes when It takes the form of a giant female spider which is the most accurate shape the deadlights can translate to on earth.

Bill Denbrough is almost taken into the deadlights when he engages It in the Ritual of Chüd, under the Derry sewers in 1958 and 1985.

by BobGray666 June 25, 2012

Deadline

A line drawn within or around a prison that a prisoner passes at the risk of being shot.

114563: Don't cross the deadline man. Warden Hanson will shoot you down.
483190: I have to escape. I can't stay in this hellhole any longer!

by Order 65 July 3, 2017