de-caffing

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

de-caffing by sheedymark March 30, 2008

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Decaffinicotarded

Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.

4 am

James "Where are the car keys?"

Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"

James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"

Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"

Decaffinicotarded by BelleMorte67 February 8, 2013

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decuffing season

The season during spring and summer months when everyone gets out of a relationship; opposite of cuffing season.

I just broke up with Stephanie! Decuffing season is in full effect bro!

decuffing season by SubmissiveKitten July 27, 2016

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Decaffinated

When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall

TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!

Decaffinated by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

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Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

Decaffinated by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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